Firstname: Ness | Last Name: Unknown Threat: Medium DOB: 9/7/1983 (unconfirmed) in Eaglewood Hair: Black | Eyes: Black | Earwax: Slightly Yellowish Distinguishing Features: Red Hat, "Cute" Yellow Backpack Favorite Food: Ness's favorite food differs depending on whom you ask. Weapon of choice: Baseball bats, though he is also a formidable foe when equipped with a yo-yo. [Note to law enforcement personnel: If he appears to be using a "Casey Bat" do not give second thought to attempting apprehension as our informant tells us he will have a very low chance of hitting.) Abilities: Various psycho-kinetic attacks and defensive manuveurs. Ability to move baby bottles with his thoughts. This has reportedly not been used as an attack or defensive move, as of yet. But one can never be too safe when dealing with the paranormal. Synopsis: Ness suffers from psychosis and paranoid delusions. He believes he, Paula, Jeff, and Poo went to the past to fight a creature of indefinite power from the future, who was teamed up with his neighbor (who reportedly was using a... spider-like mech at the time. He believes his "journey" (or one could say, "trip") started after having a discussion with a bee that flew out of a meteorite. In my professional opinion the trip started before that moment. He also believes that he and 'Paula' are in love and per his statement "meant to be together FOREVER!" Paula disagrees and has, since their journey, filed a restraint order against Ness. He is not to be within 1 mile of her.

 

Firstname: Paula | Last Name: Unknown Threat: Medium but may rise to SERIOUS if irritated. DOB: 3/24/1984 (unconfirmed) in Twoson. Hair: Yellow | Eyes: Black | Loves walking on the beach Distinguishing Features: Pink Dress Favorite Food: Though she'll partake of the occasional pizza, or hamburger, our survellance team usually sees her just drinking Water DX, which would explain her staying so skinny. Weapon of Choice: Frying Pans. Not just for making scrambled eggs anymore. Abilities: Various psycho-kinetic attacks and defensive manuveurs. Eyewitness say she has perfected the art of changing baby diapers with only her thoughts. Synopsis: Paula has shown that women on adventurous journeys can be more than just the "group healer." Though she seemed to be partial to Ness during their journey, evidently the fact that Ness still lives with his mom, and perhaps that his dad is a telephone, has worn on her nerves. Now we rarely see them in the same county.

Firstname: Jeff | Last Name: Andonuts Threat: SERIOUS DOB: 12/27/1984 (unconfirmed) in Summers. Hair: Yellow | Eyes: Blind | Wears white "sunglasses" after becoming blind. Distinguishing Features: Wears a blue leisure suit from the '70s. Black framed, white glasses. Blind. Favorite Food: Hamburgers | Least Favorite Food: After walking through the forest south of the boy's home, he's grown to disgust cookies, especially those you usually find on dead Spiteful Crows. Weapon of Choice: Lasers which he creates from normal household equipment and other useless junk. Here's an excerpt from his journel around the time he developed his first laser: My first idea fell through, but I have a second plan! A few years ago I had a weather changing machine that was in essence a sophisticated heat beam which I called a "laser." Using this laser, I could punch a hole in the protective layer around the Earth, which we scientists call the "Ozone Layer." Slowly but surely, ultraviolet rays would pour in, increasing the risk of skin cancer. That is, unless the world pays me a hefty ransom. Abilities: Though lacking when it comes to PSI abilities like the other three in the group, Jeff has an uncanny spy skill. Our own espionage department has been trying for months now to figure out how he retrieves his information. We believe he uses several self launched satellites (which, interestingly enough were created from items from his boarding room in Winters) to harvest information about various international agencies, including the NSA, FBI, CIA, KGB, SS, and others, as well as the enemies they are fighting at the time. Synopsis: Jeff... yadda yadda... crazy mad scientist in the making .... yadda yadda... evil plans, world domination... yadda... what else is there to say? Craaazy loon.

Firstname: Poo | Last Name: Sun Threat: Low DOB: Unknown in Dalaam. Hair: Black ponytail | Eyes: Black | Moo. Distinguishing Features: Head completely shaven except for a short length of hair on the top back section of his head. Wears a black belt. Favorite Food:   | Least Favorite Food: Everything else. Weapon of Choice: Sword of Kings - If he could ever find it! Abilities: . Synopsis: . home updates survey fun links walkthru disclaimer info What's EB? sign guestbook view guestbook