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Baddies
Here you will find the profiles of some of the NSA's most secretive projects dangerous subjects.
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Firstname: Ness |
Last Name: Unknown
Threat: Medium
DOB: 9/7/1983 (unconfirmed) in Eaglewood
Hair: Black |
Eyes: Black |
Earwax: Slightly Yellowish
Distinguishing Features: Red Hat, "Cute" Yellow Backpack
Favorite Food: Ness's favorite food differs depending on whom you ask.
Weapon of choice: Baseball bats, though he is also a formidable foe when equipped with a yo-yo. [Note to law enforcement personnel: If he appears to be using a "Casey Bat" do not give second thought to attempting apprehension as our informant tells us he will have a very low chance of hitting.)
Abilities: Various psycho-kinetic attacks and defensive manuveurs. Ability to move baby bottles with his thoughts. This has reportedly not been used as an attack or defensive move, as of yet. But one can never be too safe when dealing with the paranormal.
Synopsis: Ness suffers from psychosis and paranoid delusions. He believes he, Paula, Jeff, and Poo went to the past to fight a creature of indefinite power from the future, who was teamed up with his neighbor (who reportedly was using a... spider-like mech at the time. He believes his "journey" (or one could say, "trip") started after having a discussion with a bee that flew out of a meteorite. In my professional opinion the trip started before that moment.
Notes:He also believes that he and 'Paula' are in love and per his statement "meant to be together FOREVER!" Paula disagrees and has, since their journey, filed a restraint order against Ness. He is not to be within 1 mile of her.
 
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Firstname: Paula |
Last Name: Unknown
Threat: Medium but may rise to SERIOUS depending on time of month.
DOB: 3/24/1984 (unconfirmed) in Twoson.
Hair: Yellow |
Eyes: Black | Loves walking on the beach
Distinguishing Features: Pink Dress and bow in hair (not seen in picture)
Favorite Food: Though she'll partake of the occasional pizza, or hamburger, our survellance team usually sees her just drinking Water DX, which would explain her staying so skinny.
Weapon of Choice: Frying Pans. Not just for making scrambled eggs anymore.
Abilities: Various psycho-kinetic attacks and defensive manuveurs. Eyewitness say she has perfected the art of changing baby diapers with only her thoughts.
Synopsis: Paula has shown that women on adventurous journeys can be more than just the "group healer." Though she seemed to be partial to Ness during their journey, evidently the fact that Ness still lives with his mom, and perhaps that his dad is a telephone, has worn on her nerves. Now we rarely see them in the same county, very much due to the fact that she requested a restraining order against Ness from the Onett Police Dept.
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Firstname: Jeff |
Last Name: Andonuts
Threat: SERIOUS
DOB: 12/27/1984 (unconfirmed) in Summers.
Hair: Yellow |
Eyes: Blind | Wears special white "sunglasses" after becoming blind.
Distinguishing Features: Wears a blue leisure suit from the '70s. Black framed, white glasses. Blind.
Favorite Food: Hamburgers |
Least Favorite Food: After walking through the forest south of the boy's home, he's grown to disgust cookies, especially those you usually find on dead Spiteful Crows.
Weapon of Choice: Lasers which he creates from normal household equipment and other useless junk.
Here's an excerpt from his journel around the time he developed his first laser:
My first idea fell through, but I have a second plan! A few years ago I had a weather changing machine that was in essence a sophisticated heat beam which I called a "laser." Using this laser, I could punch a hole in the protective layer around
the Earth, which we scientists call the "Ozone Layer." Slowly but surely, ultraviolet rays would pour in, increasing the risk of skin cancer. That is, unless the world pays me a hefty ransom.
Abilities: Though lacking when it comes to PSI abilities like the other three in the group, Jeff has an uncanny spy skill. Our own espionage department has been trying for months now to figure out how he retrieves his information. We believe he uses several self launched satellites (which, interestingly enough were created from items from his boarding room in Winters) to harvest information about various international agencies, including the NSA, FBI, CIA, KGB, SS, and others, as well as the enemies they are fighting at the time.
Synopsis: Jeff is rising quickly on the list of the FBIs most wanted list for crimes against humanity. In a freak accident in a Winters boarding school where he was raised, he lost all sight in both his eyes. Using a refrigerator magnet, 2 bubble gum wrappers, a bottle of white out and a paper clip he created a special pair of glasses that allow him to "see" things around him. Recon is still trying to figure out how this works.
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Firstname: Poo |
Last Name: Sun
Threat: Low
DOB: Unknown date in Dalaam.
Hair: Black top-knot |
Eyes: Black | Black belt.
Distinguishing Features: Head completely shaven except for a top-knot. Wears a black belt.
Favorite Food: Cup of Noodles; |
Least Favorite Food: Everything else.
Weapon of Choice: Sword of Kings - If he could ever find it!
Abilities: PSI Starstorm. Moo.
Synopsis: Poo is exceptionally talented after years of training and intense meditation. Generally he is a low threat, but if he does not get his way, he will quickly become agitated. This is possibly due to his being royalty in Dalaam. Agents are warned to approach with caution, not drawing their weapons, but instead to offer praise and compliments, as well as having a cold bottle of Water DX available.
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