Earthbound: The MOTHER of ALL Games. -=Interviews=-
Make sure to call Mom.
Archive O' Updates
So, whadda you thinkin'?
Other Games... it's bigger than EB now.
Fan Art. W00t
Fun!





Now, we all have our favorite color. It may be red, orange, periwinkle, or whatever. But have you ever thought about joining a cult because you love the color so much? Well, our guest today did just that! We've located a former member of the now disbanded Happy Happiests to hear his end of the story about the 'crazy' cult that kidnapped Paula. Well, let's get things rolling!

KrispyKris: So how's it been going double H? You don't care if I call you that do ya'?

HappyHappiest: Blue...

KK: Is that yes? Im gonna assume so. So, the question of the day. What's your favorite color?

HH: Blue...

KK: Blue?!? Haha Who woulda' guessed?

HH: True blue...

KK: Hmm? True blue? Whats the difference?

HH: Blue blue...true blue....

KK: Yeah...Well my favorite colors orange! Hows that make you feel?

HH: Blue...

KK: No, not blue. I said orange.

HH: True blue...

KK: Your messing with me, aren't you? Trying to get my goat?

HH: Blue..

KK: Arghhh..I dont even like blue!! I hate it! It reminds me of tears....

HH: Blue blue...

KK: Whatever. I'm just gonna ask my nest question. So why'd you guys kidnap Paula? You did realize that it was against the law, right? I mean, if Ness wouldn't have kicked your guy's butt they would have shut you down? What were you thinking?

HH: Blue...

KK: Ummm, kaaay. Not getting it.

HH: Blue Blue...

KK: So, what, you were sitting there with all your buddies thinking: "Lets kidnap Paula because blue."? That doesn't make any sense.

HH: It's not that difficult. She wasn't wearing blue, she actually told one of my fellow Happy Happiests that she hated the color blue!! Can you believe that?!? So we were gonna paint her blue... That's it, harmless! And don't call me double H. I hate that. My names Jed.

KK: ....

HH: Whats wrong?

KK: You talk...

HH: Yeah...?

KK: And not just 'Blue'!

HH: Yeah, we all do. I just don't like you. So I was playing out the whole blue thing.

KK: That's not very nice....

HH: Suck it up.

KK: You suck it up!

HH: That doesn't even make sense.

KK: You don't even make sense.

HH: Are we done yet? I don't know why I agreed to this...

KK: We're not done yet. Though I wish we were...jerk. I have to ask a couple more questions. What are you up to now? What have you been doing since the Happy Happiests were disbanded?

HH: Well, let's see....I've been playing alot of Yu-Gi-Oh...I have my own show on the Diving Network called "The Deep Deep Blue Blue" and I created my own brand of deoderent. I belive we've captured the very essence of blue.

KK: Hmm... So you've kept busy I see. Thanks for the interview, any chance of the Happy Happiests getting back together? Have you heard from carpainter?

HH: Umm... blue.

KK: Well... you heard it from the horse's mouth. 'Blue'.


Spotlight Interview:
Ness's Dad - We know you're interested, because we were! Click this link to read our spotlight interview on Ness's dad. Is he really a phone? Was he supportive of Ness? Does he ever come home to see his family? That's what we'd like to know.


Archived Interviews:
Paula (By Spamness - 7/22/08)
Happy Happiest (By Krispy - 4/8/07)
Ness's Dad (By Spamness - 4/5/07)


home updates survey fun links walkthru
disclaimer info What's EB? sign guestbook view guestbook